I’ll just have to wait for Decaf, the only Wii U emulator that isn’t run by cunts, to get off the ground. It even made me want a Wii U… and we all know how that console turned out! With the magic of Homebrew, it would be cool to scoop one up and hack it to all Hell, though that would also make me buy a TV. To confess, I was a Nintendo fanboy back in the day, ignorant of the cruelty that they have always inflicted on its industry. The design was crisp, the articles were lengthy and interesting, the content was everything you would have ever wanted from a monthly periodical, and sometimes you even got goodies like Legendary Pokémon for the Pokédex 3D app. To be fair, for being corporate propaganda, it was a damn good magazine. I read about this game in a Nintendo Power article of “top 10 greatest cameo appearances” or whatever swill came out of that rag. Also, what was up with those mandatory 3D sections? What if I only had one eye? What then, Nintendo? Soulcalibur II The gimped – up mechanics of this title, where your max speed is akin to a slow bike ride and the platforming is even less challenging, is a disgrace to the Mario name. The Mario I grew up with was Super Mario Galaxy, Super Mario 64, and New Super Mario Bros.
History repeats itself, and also, cha – ching! I thought it would be fun to try it out again after a Games Done Quick speedrun made it look… fun? Well, it still wasn’t fun. Six years later, it came bundled with my New 3DS, before I swapped the SD card and downloaded it from Freeshop. I bought this game a little bit after my Old 3DS, with the Aqua Blue colour scheme being the best – looking and most brilliant hardware Nintendo has ever designed. Also I never played this game, because I’m still trying to get through Snake Eater 3D at a whole 5FPS. Speaking of emulators, remember Bleem!? The wonders of proprietary software, where you had to pay to emulate, just like those profiteering Cemu cunts. And then I stopped playing an hour in, because playing console games outside of an emulator is deliberately choosing a worse experience, which at some point somebody paid for.
DUNKEY POSTAL 2 MOVIE
I remember thinking to myself, “This is the greatest movie I ever played!”. I remember using my dad’s PSX (that’s cool kid talk for the “PlayStation”) to play Metal Gear Solid during the Dark Ages where our resolution was the size of a sideways piece of paper, all we had was a D – pad, and loading times were as expedient as the United States Postal Service. From left to right to left again, let’s tear apart these titles. Alright, let’s give a quick overview of every game Dunkey likes, because as we all know I’m the only person online with any good opinions.
Mario 2? More like Mario 2 Bad You Don’t Have Better Taste (hah!).īut let’s be real, the NES has no games. Remarkable, mostly, because it turns out Dunkey is a hecking normie. The most remarkable part of the video, to me, is how much time he spent creating a collage of his favourite games just for a five – second shot within the video, here is an image of which. I could talk about everything he brings up, but then my opinions would just be gilding the lily, adding information to what is overall an excellent presentation. If one of criticism’s goals is to find what deserves to be seen, then we must always keep in mind who is seeing it.
Have you watched his video on game critics? Boy, he made me look like a dumbass! It’s all true though: the points about precedent, consistency, bias, and so on. I don’t often watch Dunkey’s videos, if only because he’s black, but when he pops off on an opinion, I feel more in – tune with the world than that dude who starred in the Book of Revelations, whose only revelation is that Christians are cultists.
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